taco-bell-rey:

"the test is today"

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suburban-auschwitz:

ermahgerdkerfer:

Damn, this girl was prepared.

Damn, I can’t even put the kids to bed on time

vvorldwideweb:

i found a picture that literally describes me and my life perfectly

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excluhsive:

When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives

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unclefather:

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

(Source: unclefather)


(Source: pia-douwes)

relush:

i love sleeping. it’s the only time when you can escape reality.

rnemes:

snorlaxatives:

clouds look so friendly i wish i was a cloud

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this cloud doesnt look very friendly to me

(Source: snorlaxatives)

(Source: animatedtext)

date:

have you ever had a dream about someone and then you started feeling different about him because of that dream?

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

netlfix:

in all my years i have never finished a pencil

(Source: netlfix)

thevirginiaboy:

Legit can’t stop laughing

(Source: chrisynova)

tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

lrnaonerd:

how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up